Another Suspect in the Missing Wesley Drive Street Sign

The recent neighborhood meeting was hosted by the Northside United Methodist Church.

The Methodist Church was founded by JOHN WESLEY (1703-1791)!

Coincidence?



(Correction made, thanks to eagle-eyed reader who pointed out that John Wesley wasn't 268 years old at the time of his death.)

The Missing Street Sign Mystery

Along the lines of the strange accusations from you-know-who about neighborhood shenanigans, these are some of my theories about what might have happened to the missing street sign. I welcome any others:

1. It was kidnapped by aliens who are analyzing it to learn about earth navigation methods.
2. It was taken by members of the vast right wing conspiracy to confuse liberals trying to get to the polls to vote in the December 2 runoff election.
3. It was taken by members of the vast left wing conspiracy to prevent Republicans from finding the polls to vote in the December 2 runoff election.
4. It is part of a covert CIA operation that the White House knows nothing about.
5. It was done by the Mossad with White House approval.
6. The sign was on a grassy knoll. What else is there to say?
   

Don't forget to vote Tuesday, December 2!

Has "The Opposition" Struck Again?

The street sign at the corner of Wesley Drive and Wellesley Drive has mysteriously disappeared. I have heard this is new work of a shadowy evil conspiracy that reaches back over many years and is responsible for every single real (and imagined) mishap that has taken place in the Memorial Park neighborhood.

Keep your children, pets and potted plants indoors at night, my friends.

Let's Try This One.