"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -Grey's Law
"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."-Hanlon's Razor
I leave it to you to determine what is behind the failure of a certain leader to make a simple phone call months ago to reserve our usual meeting place at Northside United Methodist Church. Maybe this small task slipped his mind in the urgent press of neighborhood business, but it has created a situation that has the effect of fostering the feel of an exclusive organization run by insiders, and careless ones at that. (Yet, the favorite new word has lately been "inclusiveness," seemingly used without a trace of irony.)
NUMC is a very busy, active church with dozens of scheduled daily activities. When the call from MPCA finally came just days ago, all meeting space was booked.
As the date drew near, there must have been a bit of panic to find a location. Fortunately, something was available at Trinity Presbyterian Church, 3003 Howell Mill Road. The rules of the MPCA require that the meeting be held in April (not that the rules have been closely followed by this board). The meeting should have been put on the MPCA calendar months ago.
Our bi-annual meeting will be held in a new location. (NUMC has generously never charged MPCA for the use of the chapel, but they do serve other community needs.)
Two days ago, in a stunning display of either (a) stupidity or (b)stupidity -- you pick one -- two small street signs appeared, one under the stop sign at Wesley and Howell Mill, and another on the left side of Wesley Drive at Northside, announcing the meeting. In tiny letters, too small to be seen from a car or even to be noticed by someone on foot, is the cryptic phrase "TRINITY PRES."
This was, to put the best possible spin on it, unclear.
If I had a suspicious nature, I might wonder if the Board is actively working for a miniscule turnout. I'm sure many residents already have plans for Tuesday night. Some will probably go to the old location out of habit, find another group meeting in the chapel and simply go home. Is it too much to ask that a sign might be posted there, or even a person?
An e-mail announcing this meeting and the directions to the new site (which should have been sent out two weeks ago) came yesterday. Possibly the longest subject line in the history of email lacked the salient points: the DATE and fact of a NEW LOCATION!
Aren't lawyers, investment advisors, architects, contractors, accountants and other busy professional people accustomed to jammed email accounts full of spam, advertisements, dumb jokes and other low priority nonsense? Some of us delete when the subject line doesn't indicate anything useful, or we just ignore it until we have time to peruse it. Mine showed this: "announcement of the April S..." (Full title: Announcement of the April Semi-Annual General Meeting of the Memorial Park Civic Association.)
Note: It's easy to tell when something has been written by a law school graduate.
Instead of an apology for how late it was in informing us of a meeting that had been scheduled for weeks, and for omitting the minutes of the board meeting, the agenda of the upcoming meeting and the slate for the election, there was this unnecessary and easily verified extra fact, the kind of thing your kid throws into a story so you know right away that he's guilty. Ex: "The dog ate my homework." (The family has no dog.)
"The location of our meeting has been moved from Northside Methodist to Trinity Presbyterian due to construction at Northside."
Yes, NUMC is building an addition. But the church isn't closed, and in fact has a very full calendar of pre-school, adult classes, countless other activities and worship services going on day and evening. It has even opened a brand new parking deck with a covered walk that leads right up to the main building. Everyone has closed ranks on the official stories, though.
An election slate hasn't been announced because there isn't a complete one. The MPCA Board neglected its duty to appoint a nominating committee in January as required in the simple by-laws. The nonexistent committee didn't appoint a slate of candidates. Instead, outgoing president David Quillian and designated incoming president Glenn Cartledge have been struggling, only days before the election, to find candidates to fill increasing numbers of open positions. It's not easy, considering the chaos and division they will be facing.
President-nominee Glenn Cartledge has been informing select people about the date and correct location of the meeting for as long as it has been known, but not telling "the peasants," as one of my correspondents ascerbically described the non-chosen.
I hope the peasants will show up, with or without pitchforks.
See y'all Friday night.
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It's a good point about the space for the April meeting -- I wonder if the leadership was so tied up with the path fiasco that they "forgot" their duty to their constituents. Also, it is no wonder that it is hard to find people to put on the slate for the board; I imagine many don't want to be found guilty by association with such a one-sided group that is bent on destruction of the centerpiece of the neighborhood. Again, all of this is inexcusable, and I hope the rank and file will stand up and say "enough!"
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